horsebeer

When you hold out your hand as if feeding a horse, but you pour beer in it for your mate to drink. Typically by way of initiation.

Will: Do you want to join our gang?
Kevin: Sure
Will: Then you have to do a horsebeer

by dekard26354 April 27, 2023

Horsetits

A term that can replace the word shoot or sh*t

As his project started to fall apart he screamed "Horsetits"

by kendrick peterson October 17, 2011

horse bite

A method employed to ball tag another guy. You tell your friend that you were recently bit by a horse. Since this is unbelievable your friend will undoubtedly ask to see it. When he does turn sideways and pull down your shirt coller as if to show a horse bite on your shoulder. When your friend unsuspectingly comes in for a peek you have hime right where you want him. WHAM! Whack him in the nuts with your hand that is appropriately positioned and aimed right at them.

"When Mike was pissing me off i showed him my horse bite."

by Pdizz November 25, 2007

Horsepire

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011

horseteeth

big freakin horseteeth

she sucked my dizzick and bit my tip of my dick cleean off the balls with her big fuckin horseteeth

by whorelick October 23, 2007

Horsebone

This will be the number two definition of Horsebone, and the only reason I am writing it is that the first definition is so, so, sooooo bad that the person who defined it should be hunt down and shot--sort of The Six Million Dollar Horse that limped out. Everyone should go out of their way to pan this dumb horse story. Horses are noble. This bastard has humiliated the noble horse and deserves to live in infamy. Give him neg after neg until he chokes on the rejection, friends, you among us who love and admire the great magician Fabulous Horsebone, who could take off his cape, throw it up in the air, and as it came down a beautiful white thoroughbred stallion would appear from thin air. Now that's a story.

One day Horsebone the Magician was passing through Durango, Colorado and he was requested to perform his magic at the Strater Hotel at the Nellybelle Saloon. While performing a poor man stood up and asked, "Horsebone, could you give me some income property?" Horsebone with a wave of his cape around the stage of the saloon said "Abracadabra," and 15 beautiful sensual young women filled up the stage, and the poor man walked off with them and has been happy ever since. Hmmm, not so sure if that one is clear.

by BertYevsky October 25, 2010