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Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹
by Greencat38 October 27, 2020
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Hoonin

an alternate spelling for "Hooning".The act of being a Hoon or Hoonigan,driving wrecklessly, doing burnouts and drag racing etc.
I'm feeling a need for speed needin to burn some rubber, you wanna go hoonin?
by Bubba Ganoush August 22, 2011
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homoincestual

Sexual relations between closly related individuals of the same sex.
"Mike is such a homoincestual, he had anal intercourse with his father Ron, then sucked Ron's dick and ate his load!"
by Scottieb November 16, 2007
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Homoincesturbation

The act of time traveling and having sex with oneself.
Marty McFly missed his opportunity for homoincesturbation
by ingut February 19, 2013
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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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Hooman bean

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.
by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019
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hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
by thottyhoe March 12, 2015
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