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hookerfink

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
by airee47584 March 17, 2008
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hooking down

To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.
(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"
by MC Betches March 10, 2009
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Hooking Down

The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.
Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"

Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"
by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010
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Fork Hovering

You know when you pick up more food with your fork/spoon but your still eating the food in your mouth so your fork just sort of hovers in front of your mouth until your done.
I couldnt swallow that piece of chicken so I was fork hovering for a while.
by ChewiKirbyLava May 13, 2010
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im hollering

When someone is pointing out the fact that something made them laugh, or is absurd
Me: Did you see Frank fall down the stairs just now

Them: yes girl, Im hollering
by Kol3 May 26, 2021
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Hovering Alfred

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
by Scott Kelley September 1, 2008
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Fish Hooking

Putting your index and middle finger into a females mouth during intercourse. Simulating when a fish gets hooked on a Fish Hook. A well executed Fish Hook should prompt a startled look from the fish hooked.
Generally when you are taking your Girlfriend from behind you reach around and fish hook her. If you are feeling brave try double fish hooking with both hands
by Garry Moorhead December 28, 2007
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