hookin

word used to replace fucking

your soo hookin weird. or, who ate my hookin clams.

by andy mcstephen February 4, 2008

Ankle Hooking

The act of having ones' ankles literally hooked behind their head during sexual activities, such as when two lovers meet up after a prolonged absence from each other.

My husband came home from his business trip and we had ankle hooking action all night long babeh.

or

My husband just left for sea and I need to head to the barracks for some ankle hooking. Right meow.

by magicconch333 October 5, 2009

Dude Hookin'

A dude offering his dudely wares in exchange for tangible assets and/or intellectual property.

Dennis went out dude hookin' but no one would take the bait so he had to choke them all out.

by Dirty Dennis April 7, 2009

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

hooking up

any form of getting some type of action, such as, making out, feeling things, or oral pleasure or sex between 2 people. "A hook up" is whats referred to as doing those things when your not going out with anyone

Guy:"yo, i hooked up with kristin last night!"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"

by A jerzy boy December 6, 2003

hooking up your noodles

Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.

"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP

by Karana Shea December 8, 2009

Hooking Up

Casual sexual activity. Sex while not in a relationship with eachother. Similar to a "one-night stand," but it can happen repetedly. As long as the two people are not serious about eachother, and they have sex, it's hooking up.

Me and John hooked-up last night.

Did you and Mary hook-up at the party?

We aren't going out or anything-- we just hook-up from time to time.

How long have they been hooking up?

by SandyCheekssss October 23, 2009