hoofball

A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.

Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.

by S. Frail November 18, 2007

A hoot and a holler

A great time or experiance.

This was a hoot and a holler! -Goblin

by ILikeYourMomInCrocks October 11, 2020

A hoot and a holler

A very fun and entertaining time

Come to the party with us tonight, it’s going to be a hoot and a holler!

by kuntrykrazy66 May 19, 2020

hoopty hunch

It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?

The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.

by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009

Browny Hoof

In a ball game where one player just hits the ball and hopes for the best. No thought or direction is put into it.

John: "Pass it here Pete!...or just browny hoof it that works too"

by Stotty575 February 15, 2010

Hoot and a half

When describing an event or occasion that will be fun or entertaining.

"Hey do you want to go to Patricia Holten's party tomorrow?"
"Yeah sure! It'll be a hoot and a half"

by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

Hoof Hearted

little known race horse, made famous by the way an announcer quickly pronounced his name.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.

Wow, hoof hearted in the winners circle.

by Emchone August 8, 2007