hoodwinked

A term coined from the latest billion dollar Disney motion picture "Space Buddies". A verb that means to be bamboozled, tricked, or decieved.


:D

"Yayah...you just got hoodwinked! sucka."

by disney fan February 8, 2009

HOODWINKED

When a perfectly good white girl with a racist Honkey, red neck daddy Falls in love with a light skinned golden brown niggas doggystyle.

Goddammit Heidi, yo daddys been Hoodwinked.

by COLDLIFE January 28, 2022

hookwinked

When you're expecting a call, and you pick up a phone and it turns out to be the person you least wanted to talk to.

My wife was supposed to call at 3 p.m., but I got hookwinked when it was my girlfriend instead.

by Hookwinker August 9, 2016

Hoodtwinked

Being fooled by a trap and engaging in intercourse.

Man1: I met this cute girl at a party and brought her home, right? While I'm fucking "her" ass, I reach around and find a cock bigger than mine!
Man2: That trap hoodtwinked you, man. Always confirm desired genitals before sex. Consider this a lesson learned.

by ChoreBoy88 July 29, 2017

hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

hoodfucked

Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.

Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.

Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!

by kirka boy April 21, 2008