homemade pickle

When a man has an orgasm inside a partner, then doesn't withdraw until his penis is flaccid.

Girl 1: He fell asleep inside me. It was so sweet!
Girl 2: Ew! There's nothing sweet about a homemade pickle!

by sevengem October 13, 2011

homemade soap

someone who is very very ugly

shes as ugly as homemade soap

by Bradley Cupp September 28, 2006

homemade sin

used to denote an unnattractive look or person, used especially in regard to tardy drag queens.

"We went to Jenna St. James' show last night"
"OOh! How did she look?!"
"Ugh! Trust, she looked like homemade sin!"

by agentorange April 19, 2004

Homemade Dark Mark

Draco Malfoy's version of the Dark Mark, as seen in A Very Potter Musical. It is a smiley face with a snake coming out drawn on someone's forearm.

I was bored in social studies today so I drew a Homemade Dark Mark on my arm. I got seven high fives from strangers.

by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

homemade

Cool, great, excellent, fantastic. Can be used to replace any word indicating that something is of high quality or particularly good.

"Those are some homemade shoes you picked up last week baby!"

"Have you checked out the new Ludacris CD? Thats homemade!"

"Don't put him down man, he's homemade..."

by Chipping Woodlet III December 1, 2005

homemade

A man who is overly accommodating to his dominating bitch; a tailor-made man; a man who can't function without his bitch's approval.

Jasper's a homemade nigga.

by Tonue January 31, 2007

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017