Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.

Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.

Homing from Work by B2rad May 14, 2009

homonarcissist 

The worst variety of homo out there. Totally self-absorbed with his own sexual attractions to the point of demanding mass acceptance, even celebration of same. Tolerance is not good enough for this rabidly political animal. Closely related to homofascism.

When a small pizza shop was asked their opinion on queer "marriage", the homonarcissists began tantrum-ing and threatened to burn it down.

homonarcissist by Dr Zempf April 17, 2015

Haminal 

A stuffed animal sold in Urban Outfitters that comes in a small, rectangular container. It is a mix of a hamster and a roasted chunk of ham. Served with a ring of pineapple!

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Haminal by SARAWASSSS February 17, 2009

Homing from Work

Using work time and resources for personal tasks.

See reverse telecommuting, work from home

Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?

Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.

Homing from Work by Vebond January 15, 2008

homonator 

A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.

"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"

homonator by Iggy Pup May 28, 2006

Alien Hominid 

Originally a Flash game created by Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp, Alien Hominid debuted on Newgrounds in 2002 and received tons of praise. The following year, one of Dan's superiors at a game developer, John Baez, found out about Alien Hominid and decided it should become a console game.

The console version has completely redone coding and art, it is not the Flash version. The game was released on November 22, 2004 for the PS2 and Gamecube for $30. Both critics and gamers praise it for bringing an exteremely fun, hip, and retro style of gameplay in a market trashed by 3D games striving to have the most-realistic graphics and environments.

Alien Hominid made video games fun again.

Alien Hominid by Dr. Atomic December 4, 2004

homonausic

Adjective: An term describing one suffering from homonausia, an ailment resultant from negative experiences with members of the gay community that leads to a fear of and loathing for any and all homosexuals.

"I'm not homophobic; I'm not scared of them. I'm homonausic; I'm just sick of them."

homonausic by Ed Heeney's Biggest Fan March 8, 2005