Hometown Slam Piece

Someone that you fornicate with upon returning to the place in which you were raised, it’s common to have had previous sexual encounters with this individual

I just got back from college, I’m gonna hit up my hometown slam piece and see what she’s doing tonight

by peengod December 29, 2021

Homent

When you're having a moment of hoish thoughts but usually won't act them out.

I couldn't control myself, that guy made me have a total homent last night.

by Amanda Ihms June 17, 2007

Hometown Meltdown

Disembarking on some event that brings you back to a time when you were youthful and made decisions by consulting only your impulsive bravado. The answer was always "fuck yeah"; hesitation was strictly for pussies. This word has positive denotation.

After returning from Connecticut I went back to the Academy to visit. I ran into Ned, Marty and even got to see Shaughnessy! It was a hometown meltdown to the fullest!

by Voltaire Sterling June 5, 2008

Hometown Classic

When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.

"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"

by PMchoisi June 9, 2009

Hometowned in Jackson

Being on the receiving end of any act causing such great displeasure that the recipient cannot even bear to describe the act. First heardin reference to the formation of the Republican Party in Jackson, Michigan in the 1850s, the phrase referred to a sexual practice--apparently improvised during festivities related to the GOP's founding--so foul and vulgar that its participants swore never to reveal its nature. Believed by some scholars to involve the genital crank.

According to numerous academic sources, the first draft of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address included a reference to the Confederate Army having "really gotten hometowned in Jackson out there."

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

hometown fuck

all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. The special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. Feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. It dates back to Persia during Alexander the Great era.

College guy: damn I can't wait I get home and see my hometown fuck.

Friend: what about Katie?

College guy: what about her? Hometown fucks are for life. Special bond.

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013

kanye is my hometown

i am in Botswana and Kanye is name of mah home town. its located about 80km from the capital city and boost of about 68000 people. kanye is a ndebele word meaning HOME.

ai tende Kanye....

lets go Home

by Mpho keoepile June 28, 2004