Hoigois

A term coined by teenagers in Southern California meaning something weird, odd, or utterly hilarious. Basically, it means anything that is weird enough to laugh aloud at.

Things that are "hoigois" can be likable or hated depending on the usage.

Person 1: "Why are you laughing?"

Person 2: "That guy playing the tuba is so hoigois!

by Melith. February 4, 2010

Hogger Biscuit

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.

I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit

by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.

Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016

Lane-Hogger

Hogging a traffic lane

Person is a Lane-Hogger, when driving slow in the fast lane, and not moving over for faster traffic to go by

by EishJA May 9, 2013

Boss Hoggin

To be Boss Hoggin would be to mirror the traits of "Boss" Hogg who was the wealthiest man in Hazzard County. As his name would imply, Hogg was incredibly greedy. The character was to be the personification of the Seven deadly sins. Boss Hogg would stop at nothing to get his hands on more money, including executing many nefarious and criminal schemes.

im up before the sunrise, pullin out my supplies, i got hustle in my eyes, cant let the cash die, im boss hoggin on low chasin my stacks, whether weed or cd's or keys or crack.

by rk03 March 29, 2007

Dumbbell Hogger

The douchebags in the gym who hog multiple sets of dumbbells without racking them up for long periods of time.

Swole guy 1: "yo that douche has two 55's, two 60's, and two 65's. How am I gonna do my incline press"
Swole guy 2: "What a fucking dumbbell hogger"
Swole guy 3: "Fuck this, I'm doing crossfit."

by Football, money and ladies October 21, 2016

Hoggles

a.k.a Hockey Goggles

1.The phenomena by which a man, usually a professional hockey player though it may apply to any athlete, who would generally be considered ugly to average looking is seen as attractive by virtue of being a professional athlete and very good at what he does.

2. Beer Goggles for athletes

I'm not sure if Niklas Backstrom is actually hot or if it's hoggles.

by pkocksubban March 12, 2018