hofflander

Dumb person. Who makes you laugh when you are bored or anything else. Supposed to grow up to be a clow

That is so a hofflander kind of guy

by Kenzie k with a capital K May 27, 2016

hoffin

The silliest 20lbs cat you'll ever meet. She only eats, sleeps, and sniffs mass amounts of liquid cat nip. If a hoffin doesn't receive one of the three previous stated.. she will meep retardedly non stop, not meow cause hoffins don't meow they only meet, untill she gets what she wants. Hoffin is a one in million type cat.

"I wonder what Hoffin is meeping for"

by eluebke1 March 11, 2018

hoffing

Using an off-highway vehicle to create dust clouds when riding in tandem.

She led a group of riders today on a 30-mile run, enjoying hoffing all those riding behind her in tandem.

by Trela727 November 8, 2018

Hufflin

A term used for when you snort something you aren't meant to snort, like marijuana.

"Hey bro, I just did some hufflin with some Sour Patch Kids!"
"Uh, you aren't supposed to do that, I'm not paying for your medical bills!"

by Inspector Cake June 9, 2019

hoffninja

is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. ... In popular usage, the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

by Corey Lavill April 23, 2020

Hoffhines

To eat others leftovers left on the table at a restaurant.

Hey Tyler, look how delicious those hoffhines look. We should eat them

by big_guy801 August 5, 2022