A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.
We sold that hesher oregano! Look, he's acting like he's all stoned!
Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.
Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.
by \o|o/ April 24, 2006
Get the hesher mug.A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.
Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.
Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
by Simon Bensen: Philanthropist April 1, 2010
Get the Hoeseidon mug.1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.
2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
by cplnah August 23, 2011
Get the Hoester mug.a Person usu. male who frequents metal shows and Music Stores. Generally Possessing long Hair. Pre-"Grunge" era, yet similar in appearance.
by Greezy Hesher August 31, 2011
Get the Hesher mug.Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache
by pimphuge February 25, 2003
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