hodge

To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday

by DarthAmbivalentRevan April 01, 2018

hodge

to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)

Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class

by ya boi4sho October 05, 2007

Hodge

An awkward person, who spends most of his/her time studying, tripping over things, making jokes that no one laughs at, and going to piano lessons. Short for Hadji

Summer Y. is the biggest hodge in America

by AlexHodge November 10, 2010

Hodged

When a new administrator comes in and changes everything, pissing everyone off.

Dude, your school was Hodged.

by iReject September 29, 2011

Hodge

A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math

Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.

by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019

Hodge

A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".

Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".

by Muslim69er May 08, 2009

hodges

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.

man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me

by Michael Wright 2k10 February 06, 2009