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hobknocker 

one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth
Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday

Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth

Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
hobknocker by out of the valley September 12, 2009

Hobknocker 

a person who fucks hobbits and knocks them up
You are a hobknocker
Hobknocker by jizzamen July 10, 2009

Hobknocker 

A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.
Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.
Hobknocker by HobknockerPolice January 26, 2012

hobknocker 

Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,
U hobknocker!
hobknocker by noob2662 June 17, 2009

Hobknocker 

Someone creepy dude attacks you with his penis because he wants too make sure that you face the consequences for what you did.
There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker

Hobknocker 

Wade: YOURE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF HOBKNOCKERS!!!
Hobknocker by Anonymous_00000000009 February 20, 2022