Horser

A person that has a horse cock (girthy and hung).

"Aye bro, you got that horser on you"?

by theDonWEBB January 17, 2021

Hoarder

(Adj) A word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack ANY and EVERYTHING becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

A nicely put word than Pack Rat.

These people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, poop, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don't know what to do with themselves.

Michelle: Hello? Gary? are you there?
Gary: Hey, i'm over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

Boy: Dang Girl! How many shoes do you have up in this closet?
Girl: Oh I only have12 here, you should see my garage, I have about 300 there, but don't worry they are all in boxes.
Boy: Girl you're a hoarder of shoes.

by shawtyWanardy December 2, 2010

battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking

Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder

by cesamos November 19, 2014

horseradish

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.

Your theory is utter horseradish!

by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Horserapist

Do I really need to explain this one guys?

Wow I had no idea the quacker oats guy was a horserapist

by The dark lord happypants August 3, 2007

brake dust hoarder

someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner

yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder

by MYNAMEIST February 5, 2007

Hoarse Tradition

When you give head so hard your voice is hoarse the next day.

“Tiffany sounds sick today. I hope she’s alright!”
“It’s Hoarse Tradition, she’ll be fine”

by imaspork003 November 26, 2020