Harkirt

Harkirt is a great person who cares a lot about his friends and family and gives out such a great vibe that you won’t find in anyone else he’s also very funny and has a great sense of humor and would be a great boyfriend because of it and he’s such a gentlemen You would be a dumbass to loose him he’s a great person and has a really big dick and it’s confirmed

“Harkirt is so funny” “he has such a big dick”

by Dr. Ching Chong March 30, 2020

porpoise hork

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.

"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"

by lilryry May 24, 2006

Music Hoarder

a person who downloads every song from every artist he or she hears. Usually, they are loaded with several thousand gigabytes of high quality music downloaded off of torrent sites. Music hoarders will listen to the radio to keep up with the latest artists/songs and will even listen to pandora for the whole day in order to absorb as much new music as possible. They do not have a particular favorite type of music and will download almost anything that has any musical relevance. Music hoarders do NOT listen to ALL of their music. They only listen to about 1%-5% of their whole music collection.

Guy 1: dude have you heard that new song by lady gaga?
Guy 2: which one?
Guy 1: i think it's called judas
Guy 2: *searches on his iTunes library* oh yeah it's right here
Guy1: you had it and you didn't even know you had it?
Guy 2: yeah.. i have over 5,000 gigs of music..
Guy1: YOU MUSIC HOARDER!!

by muse-sick June 3, 2011

memory hoarder

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.

Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!

by wordman234 May 25, 2011

Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.

Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"

by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012

Hearken

According to some poetry by Edgar E. Poe, harken means 'listen' as if you were trying to make someone listen to you, like shuting them up.

How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.
-Edgar E. Poe, The Tell Tale Heart

Hearken!... That's not the point of this conversation.

by Ilhsdm May 9, 2009

Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016