HMM

Hold My Meat

HMM.....

by N4K3D TURTLE December 7, 2011

HMM

Stands for "harshing my mellow." Something to be used when you are annoyed, or your normally green aura has been turned red.

John: You need to be more responsible! What is wrong with you, don't you have any sense of trustworthiness?
Jeff: Chill out, man. You're HMM.
John: What? Filthy hippie!
Jeff: :P

by No irgindwo October 22, 2012

Hmm

What do you think dummy? It's the noise people make when there thinking

1. What's your best knife
2. Hmmm
2. This one
*precedes to stab the first guy (or girl or other because I'm progressive)*

by BigshotFoil9267 July 20, 2019

Hmm

When you are not sure if he lie or no

Boy:Gorge loves that guy
You:hMM

by Hajji is big pro November 12, 2018

HMM

An acronym which stand for 'Human Male Milk', relating to sperm.

"Hey can I drink your HMM?"

"No, that's kinda gay"

by Saphhyrus November 10, 2022

Hmm

The thing you say when you are thinking

Person 1: What kind of anime is the most autistic
Person 2: Hmm... all of them they’re faggy

by tenderbender September 10, 2018

hmm...

What one says when the only appropriate response is almost nothing at all...

So what exactly are you going to say tomorrow? Hmm...

by UCSteve July 8, 2018