Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

by FOTV June 1, 2015

Miss Hewitt

She is literally a fucking round tangerine that grew arms and legs but ngl she is pretty sexy I would bang the shit out of her but she’s still a tangerine

Who’s the hottest teacher in dhs

Miss Hewitt obviously

by BossmanKeiran October 23, 2019

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

by the phantom May 23, 2004

steve hewit

Placebo

Although Placebo don't like to label themselves with specific roles, Steve is prodominantly the band's drummer. He is the only straight member of the gay-goth-europop rock band.

Steve had wanted to be a drummer in a band since the age of 8, being in several semi-successful bands (e.g. Breed, The Boo Radleys) prior to joining placebo officially. He enjoys throwing annoying fans into fountains in Australian hotel lobbies, and would and could beat up Fred Durst given half the chance.

'I love Steve Hewitts drum fills in Placebo's song Black Eyed'

by Loki_Loves_Brian April 26, 2006

josh hewitt

a massive dickhead that is very annoying

its to late - josh hewitt

by a dirty smoker January 14, 2020

Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event

I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism

by bad.words November 15, 2010

Richard Hewitt

The act of failing to fully seat a magazine into a rifle causing the magazine to fall out of the weapon when one goes to fire, rendering your rifle absolutely useless and causing you to look like a complete and utter douchebag.

First pioneered by kiwitedferny and cajuncatfish1209

DUDE. Charlie is fucking everywhere!
(magazine falls from rifle)
AH MAN YOU DID A RICHARD HEWITT!
(rifle fire)
AH DUDE IM HIT. HOWS YOUR STRESS LEVEL?????????
(silence)

by tactidoodle February 19, 2011