Hicham

Sexy and cute at the same time but mostly cute, but also caring. Hicham is one of a kind and is hard to find.

"I wish my boyfriend could be like a Hicham."

"How come there isn't that many Hicham's out there? It would be a much better world."

by Kathy Heere December 15, 2008

Hitchanck

To send the same seemingly pointless one-word text message repeatedly over an extended period.

Verizon is hitchancking me. I keep getting the message "Einstein" over and over.

by Woody Thrower May 28, 2008

Highalogue

Any notable or memorable idea, statement, question, single word, or clever phrasing of words conveyed by a recreational marijuana consumer in his/her preferred state of mind. While the logic or intelligence in one's highalogue is typically hard to spot, some of the finest and most-followed religions of all time were created as a result of highalogue.

As a word derived from the mouth of a baked teenager, the word "highalogue," being a combination of the words high and dialogue, could easily act as the poster child for its own concept.

Person 1: Nooo-! Please let me wear your glasses!
Person 2: Gah, fine. But remember, they don't have bifoclal... bifocals... bifogells... bimclovins...

Person 1: You know what? The live-action Cat in the Hat movie was a good idea!
Person 2: I sobered up about 4 minutes ago. Trust me, you're spewing some embarrassing highalogue right now. Are you filming?

by TheAaron August 13, 2010

Hathanksmas

The combination of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one holiday. This is generally most obvious in large stores in the US where you can find all three holiday's decorations in the same isle a month before the first one has even occured.

Happy Hathanksmas! Let's put on some costumes so we can go sing carols while the turkey cooks.

by Pink Paprika September 25, 2011

Hitadat

When you turn to the man and ask for a hit of whatever he has, may it be a cig, a joint, a soda, whatever.

So i turns to the man, and i says, Bro, lemme get a hitadat. i am then asked, do you even lift?

by ItotallyLift September 9, 2012

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Mr. Hitachi

Nickname used in polite conversation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, the world's most popular vibrator and a girl's best friend.

After watching Johnny Depp in The Tourist, I am in serious need of a visit with Mr. Hitachi!

by JettaC September 24, 2011