Hypstercrit

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014

Hypstercrite

A person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.

Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!

Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.

by DrJones14 April 3, 2011

Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip

Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man

by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013

Hipstercrit

One who criticizes hipsters for being hipsters even though he himself is a hipster.

He's a total hipstercrit.

by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL June 5, 2011

hipstocrite

A hipster who can't stand hipsters. Essentially a hypocritical hipster.

James: "There are so many hipsters here it's actually disgusting."

Michael: "James, you're such a hipstocrite."

by swag_killah March 10, 2014

hipsterritory

A place you've probably never heard of, populated by neckbeard musicians, flannelshirt bikers, and ironic dogs.

I can't, like, give you an "example" of a hipsterritory, brah. But they do exist. Just take my word for it.

by ephemeralibi June 20, 2011

hipstercrit

A person who when called a hipster, denies the plain facts.

Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.

by phonecrispy September 2, 2010