Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

Hippocrippo

One who performs hypocrisy countless times; is hypocrisy abbusive

"Yo man, my mom's such a hippocrippo!"
"Well mine's just a hippo."

by Amsome March 1, 2006

Hippocrispy

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

hippocras

an old medicinal tonic mad with spiced wine.

Flu shot or hippocras?

You decide

by wolfdogg8my<3 November 21, 2009

Hypocrisplaining

When someone heavy handedly explains to you that you are doing it wrong in a condescending manner while they themselves are guilty as sin of the exact thing they are telling you that you are doing wrong. But you are right. So right.

Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.

That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.

by Lord Bigness July 29, 2020

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020