Hippocrite 

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

Hippocrite by mrsdino August 23, 2010

hippycrite 

Environmentalist who wants to save the world by reducing emissions and producing clean energy, but derides alternative energy sources because they look bad.

Those hippycrites won't let us build a wind farm because it ruins the view!

hippycrite by Mike Lerley May 16, 2007

hippocrite 

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

hippocrite by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

hippycrites 

hypocrite hippies

those bitches are such hippycrites

hippycrites by haha47 July 13, 2010

Hippycrite 

Being a hippy and a hipocrite: shunning the non-believers.

"Hey, did you see that kid?"
"Yeah, he's such a hippycrite"

Hippycrite by Jesuswasanonbeliever November 22, 2011

hippocrite 

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

hippocrite by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Hippicrit 

Someone who preaches about conservation, yet is too "stoned" to remember to turn off the lights.

Ol' girl leaving all the lights in the house on and bitching about coal as our main power source. She's a hippicrit.

Hippicrit by mybabyciv January 14, 2011