Hijacking

The act of masturbating while smoking a mammoth blunt.

Damn dude I need to go do some hijacking tonight.

by Allocated April 1, 2015

Hinking

The act of artificially heightening others' desirability of oneself in terms of looks and charisma.

-Hey, that girl in the red dress at the bar looks pretty hot.
-Nah, you're getting fooled. If you look closer, you'll realize she's just hinking.

by Erik Andersen December 17, 2008

Hinking

The moment when your brain blue-screens mid-thought but your mouth keeps running system processes anyway.

"He was hinking so hard he forgot how to spell"
"He was essentially hinking but could not stop speaking about mathematics including how 2+2 was 5".

by TheHinker October 9, 2025

Gift Hijacking

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.

Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.

Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!

by Kittiefied November 27, 2012