Mental Hibernation 

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."

Mental Hibernation by Meytal Mantzur April 3, 2012

Psycho Hibernation 

A rare phenomenon when a infatuated teenage girl that is also bipolar during the school year suddenly becomes calm, stable, and fun to hang around during the summer hours. This happens most often at small private schools meant to help with learning disorders.

Sam: Man, I hung out with Sophie today
Ben: You mean the super crazy bitch who won't leave Jake alone?
Sam: Yeah man, she was really chill today, must be going through Psycho Hibernation

Psycho Hibernation by S3pirion June 10, 2015

stoner hibernation 

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

stoner hibernation by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023

modded minecraft hibernation 

when someone plays modded mine craft for 40 hours straight with no sleep in between and doesn't talk to anybody else

''yo this nigga is messed he was so anti social and went into a 'modded minecraft hibernation''

modded minecraft hibernation by messed matty boi May 21, 2018

college hibernation week 

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

college hibernation week by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

Hokie Hibernation 

The time between January and August when Hokie Nation (the people that follow Virginia Tech) have no sporting events worth watching since they are a one sport school.

Student 1: "Time for Hokie Hibernation until August since we lost to Michigan the other night in football."
Student 2: "Yeah, we suck at every other sport and have never won a national championship in anything."
Student 1: "What about bass fishing?"
NCAA: "That is not a real sport.

Hokie Hibernation by Hayweed January 6, 2012

Scottish Hibernation 

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.

Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.

Scottish Hibernation by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009