Hibermating

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

Social hibernating

When you don’t socialise for a long time.

I can not wait to stop social hibernating and start socialising again.

by Tedztar May 2, 2018

Hibernaking

It's like hibernating naked.

Ie, when sleeping naked in winter and not leaving the nice warm bed for anything, even the urge to pee, because the cold is too scary.

Sorry bladder. Can't get up, I'm hibernaking.

by The Ostrich Effect September 2, 2015

Hiberhating

Hiberhation or hiberhating is a state of inactivity of hating, characterized by, pretending to have your back, being happy for you, and other forms of flakiness. People tend to conserve their energy, especially during your hardest times when money is short and your luck seems to run out. Once things start going well for you, of course the hating beings and they will try to sabotage everything you are standing for.

I thought she was my friend, but she was hiberhating me.

by The 1st Lady of BlaqBlok June 9, 2009

hibermating

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013

Hiberniating

Hiberniating (Hy-burn-e-ate-ing)

(verb) the act of going to the Hibernia Irish Pub in New Bedford, MA on Sundays in order to hear the live Irish music from 4ish-7ish pm.

Person 1: "Hey, are we hiberniating tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yes. Of course we're Hiberniating tomorrow! It's SUNDAY!"

by 1sideofnamprsnd October 3, 2009

Hibermating

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.

Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"

by heapsmissage_90 December 3, 2010