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hibernate

The act of homosexual men, specifically bears, staying in bed with one another for an extended period of time.
Bruce and Dave are hibernating this weekend. How romantic. We should send them some merlot for a warm wine enema and some knitting needles so they can weave their shed back hair into a sweater.
by hy-burh-nat June 17, 2003
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Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.
Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!
by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010
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Hibermate

A friend who sleeps excessively.
Person 1 - Hey, have you seen Joe anywhere?

Person 2 - He's probably in bed. He's such a hibermate.
by themoorethebetter January 26, 2013
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Hiberdateing

The act of being in a relationship solely during the winter months, typically from November to February, for the purpose of having a winter companion to cuddle and spend time with during the cold season.
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, just someone to hiberdateing with until the weather warms up.
by Lane-Games April 20, 2023
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Hiberbate

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"
It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate
by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015
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Hiberbate

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate
Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate
by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015
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Hiberdating

Hiberdating is when a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.
We're Hiberdating
by Interius July 16, 2021
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