Hedwig

Harry Potter's snowy white owl, duh

Harry potter recived Hedwig, his owl for his 11th birthday.

by urricakoats July 31, 2006

Holly Heywood

A word to describe one of the coolest girls in the world. A Holly Heywood can be very spontaneous at times, but always brings joy to people. Usually, people will cry in awe of a Holly Heywood.

Peter: Man, i just hung out with a Holly Heywood! It was AMAZING.

Bobby: Aw man i'm so jealous! I've never met a Holly Heywood.

by M. pixie January 24, 2011

hewitt

the act of scaling a flight of stairs by running full speed. Hewitt syndrome causes the inability to walk up or down flights of stairs. One who hewitts must run down/up them without exception. We also have identified that hewitting stairs is hereditary and will inflict entire families. Expert Hewitts can climb a 12-step flight of stairs in approximately 3.2 seconds. The title "Master Hewitt" is obtained when one can skip every other stair and scale a standard 12-stair array in less than 3 seconds. If someone develops the Hewitt syndromm, there is no cure and it becomes completely involuntary and uncontrolable. Hewitt syndrome becomes worse over the years and hase not yet been found curable. Evidence supports the only way to deal with the Hewitt epidemic is prevention. Removal of all stair cases and replacements with elevators, rope ladders, and firemans poles. NEVER LET A HEWITT AROUND AN ESCALATOR, Results could be deadly, some say hewitts can travel up a moving escalator at nearly 25 mph or 6 stp(stairs per second). This can be dangerous to anyone in the vicinity.

Dude, slow down you're going to break your neck if you keep hewitting those stairs.

by Stevin October 21, 2008

Hewitt Virus

A virus that once it enters a host that host will make the most retarded statements humanly possible

Dan: yo whats going on? you still have the Hewitt Virus?
Host: what? speak up me blind

by Danzen February 22, 2020

heyitsyourbestcomrade

heyitsyourbestcomrade is an amazing mutual/friend. they’re kind, caring, funny, pretty, and understanding. :D they let you talk to them when you’re feeling down. they try to cheer you up as well. they never let you feel bad about yourself. they have such a big heart and people should be grateful if they’re mutuals with them. <3

who is heyitsyourbestcomrade??

WHAT, YOU DONT KNOW WHO HEYITSYOURBESTCOMRADE IS?? THEY’RE ONE OF THE BEST MUTUALS EVER.

by laven<3 April 16, 2022

Jason Heyward

Atlanta Braves outfielder a.k.a. where electricity comes from.

Jason Heyward is a god among boys.

by Melvin5000 July 15, 2010

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010