When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.
Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”
by rochi November 21, 2019
Get the HeteroLeteroSexual mug.“Mom, our teacher taught us about homosapiens, did you know that we are homosapiens, both you and me?”
“Oh hell no Timmy, I am a heterosapien and so are you. We are not homosexual.”
“Oh hell no Timmy, I am a heterosapien and so are you. We are not homosexual.”
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A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.
by Paulweezy August 8, 2009
Get the Heterofest mug.When you look back on an event and realise, for whatever reason that your actions were not as heterosexual as they might have otherwise been.
In heterospect, I probably shouldn't have made out with George in public.
Heterospectively, spending a week in a tent with Liam was bad for my anus.
In heterospect, Mike probably should have had sex with that girl, everyone could see she was gagging for it but he just didn't put out.
Heterospectively, spending a week in a tent with Liam was bad for my anus.
In heterospect, Mike probably should have had sex with that girl, everyone could see she was gagging for it but he just didn't put out.
by generalparsons October 15, 2011
Get the Heterospect mug.A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Get the Latent Heterosexual mug.The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
by Ovinor January 12, 2011
Get the Heterosexual distance mug.'Hetero' means 'of the opposite'. Therefore, Hetero-sexual means 'attracted to someone of the opposite sex'. Heterosexuality is shared between a male and female and vise-versa. This is also reffered to as 'straight'.
Korben always knew that he was heterosexual; he discovered this on his first day of Kindergarten when he 'fell in love' with the most beautiful girl in his grade: Jessica.
Jessica always knew that she was heterosexual; she discovered this on her first day of Kindergarten when she 'fell in love' with the most handsome boy in her grade: Korben.
(They are now married.)
Lol :).
Jessica always knew that she was heterosexual; she discovered this on her first day of Kindergarten when she 'fell in love' with the most handsome boy in her grade: Korben.
(They are now married.)
Lol :).
by A.L.E. June 18, 2018
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