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by florian,c January 11, 2009
Get the B my L on her T's mug.A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.
"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.
"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.
"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
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Hertier is a smart, tall and pretty funny guy who can make everyone laugh but sometimes he’s quite. Hertier likes rap music more than everything else.
by Kakaba November 21, 2021
Get the hertier mug.A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.
Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.
Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.
Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.
by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Herty mug.After Jhonny stared at the whore across the street's vagina, he suddenly developed hertwataphobia and never touched a womans vagina until it was shaven and clean.
by DirgeWolf August 25, 2009
Get the Hertwataphobia mug.Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011
Get the Half Chub Hertz mug.1. The purported frequency at which Aztec human sacrifices were occuring in 1487 during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. This is a period of 4.09478673 seconds between sacrifices. The number is probably inflated as a propaganda tool to use against their foes.
2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.
2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.
1. The Aztecs were slitting people's chests and tearing their hearts out in the 0.244212963 hertz range.
2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!
2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 3, 2007
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