hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Golden Horseshoe

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

Saving Horses

You may know the song “save a horse, ride a cowboy”

The term “save a horse” or “saving horses” is used when someone in doing the deed with a cowboy.

“They’re saving horses!”

“Really?!”

by None-Of-Your-Business June 28, 2018

Maltby Heroes

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009