Hermiston

Hermiston Oregon is the Largest city in Eastern Oregon. Home of about +20,000 people. Over 50% of the population is Mexicans. Hermiston is known for their watermelons. Although Hermiston has a gang problem with over 20 hispanic and african american gangs in the region. Most popular gang is the Surénos located behind Eastide Market.

Hey, Im from Hermiston
Well thats where all the mexicans are from!

by FhdkaockcuzuayshrhrhxkKaa June 20, 2016

Herpitude®

The attitude my old lady got when she found out I gave her herpes!!

When her test results came back she had one hell of a herpitude®

by Mr and Mrs Anderson January 17, 2017

Hermiston

Small town in Oregon with nothing. Home of the Bull Dogs, and a bunch of mexicans.
Known for the Umitilla county fair, and their large production of watermelons.
This town is good for nothing except Slurpees and boys who cheat on their girlfriends.
Pendleton is the rival of Hermiston, and P-town is better in every way.

Where are you from?
Hermiston, Oregon.
Oh wow, that sucks.

by jacksoff February 23, 2011

herpititus

a std that originalted in Holly Jhonson (AKA Skelitor) now responseble for the death of 7000000000 men and 330000 women

he shit out his guts couse of Skelitors death qwiff

by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003

Herpisyphogynolitus

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through sociopathic devilish sexual contact. Most commonly occurs during lonely winter months.

She got the herpisyphogynolitus from the cubscout man during a dry spell in December.

by Kathyannfairleigh December 26, 2016

Herpsters

Large groups of hipsters who arrive at an otherwise cool party and ruin it with their "authentic urban style" which was purchased from designer stores with their parents money. Herpsters are like the herpes of parties; once they arrive you can never get rid of them.

"Yeah man, I was at that house party last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great until the herpsters showed up"

by chwich May 14, 2010

Harpist

a whore, prostitute or street walker. coming from female harp players who visit elementary schools to play because they are sleeping with a majority of the faculty

"We had an assembly today with a total harpist"

"That girl is such a harpist, she gets paid for sex"

by Sarah Mace November 2, 2004