Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.

"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."

by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

by Cretzel April 12, 2021

HerpAlert

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

hepaloadatitis

a disease that woman are succeptible to through physical contact. in result the carrier will grow a dino dick! 3 times larger than the average males. there are no known cures found

Did you hear that shelby has caught hepaloadatitis and is now sticking it up her boyfriends butt

by vadereo May 10, 2011

Herambae

It is a gorilla that was killed because some stupid mom couldn't keep her child from jumping

Dicks out for herambae

by Spiderpenguinx August 29, 2016

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

herpatratin'

When an individual with a cold sore (herpes simplex B) claims to have a "sun or fever" blister when it is obviously a cold sore. They are "hepatratin'."

Example 1:

Becky: "OMG! I was at the beach this weekend and I got this sun blister." Jody: "Girl, stop herpatratin'! You and I both know that's a cold sore."

Example 2:
"Can I have drink?"
"Hell no! You're herpatratin'!"

by woogienutts August 19, 2012