Handjob in Helsinki

Trump's sole purpose for his "summit" with Putin.

Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.

by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Team Van Helsing

The answer someone who hates the Twilight series gives when asked if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, because Van Helsing kills both werewolves and vampires.

Twilighter: "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Not Twilighter: "Neither. I'm Team Van Helsing!"

by mcdoug July 13, 2010

Helinton

Worst in the world at everything, lazy.

He's such a Helinton, he gets a 2 in everything

by the_super_boss April 17, 2017

helpingfpmultis

helpingfpmultis Is a amazing tik tok fanpage

Hey have you seen helpingfpmultis tik tok today!
Yes helpingfpmultis is my fanpage idol

by orwanges December 27, 2021

helinä

the best person you will ever meet.

Whos that?
Helinä she is so awesome.

by jesusisaflatpeach February 13, 2019

Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010