Heston

Anything really fucking odd. (Taken from Heston Blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).

Look at that dudes face, its really fucking heston.

by Reggie S Jones August 6, 2011

Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 6, 2006

Holston and IA

A school of kids who fight a civil war within the school. IA calls Holston kids narcissistic dickheads, and Holston calls IA emo rejects. People should just chill the fuck out.

Have you heard of Holston and IA.

Yeah, they need to chill the fuck out.

by Nsogzodbiahodbaobz March 8, 2020

Dirty Todd Helton

A common term for getting to first base with a girl. Generally used when drinking is involved such as at a party or camping.

"Do you even know what first base is?"

"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."

by The Mountain Man June 30, 2009

Heston over your firearms

To die. Derived from "hand over your firearms", and the quote from the late Charlton Heston, "you can have my gun when you prise it from my cold dead hands".

First you marry, then you have 2.7 kids, then you eat quiche, then you Heston over your firearms.

Both my grandfathers had Hestoned over their firearms before I was born.

by Fearman April 13, 2008

Miss Heaston

Sexiest and naughtiest teacher alive. Don't be late for her class.

I spanked Miss Heaston with a yard stick.
Miss Heaston was naughty and had to have her name written on the board.

by Phil Mikels & Michael Puleo August 5, 2004

helson

Only the biggest ball droppers are named Helson. This name Created in Titan form will forge the future.

Hey Helson come drop you balls of Stella on my forehead

by Yoko Bandit October 16, 2019