The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
by blumehauser October 15, 2009
Get the halitosis hypnosis mug.Very bad breath that smells like somebody didn't brush their teeth their whole lives or use mouthwash or something. The common stench of anime/cosplay/Linux/hacker conventions, which usually mingles with the stench of the unwashed bodies of the geeks who attend them, all to produce a deadly vapor that can be smelled from up to two blocks away.
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by Ali June 22, 2004
Get the halitosis mug.Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
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theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis
so we all call him captin halitosis
by peedy dogg March 27, 2009
Get the captin halitosis mug.I was cocked last night, so I fell asleep after eating a large sundae. When I woke up, I said hi to my reflection and melted a hole in the mirror. I have halitosis.
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