The Helicopter

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!

by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017

Helicoptering

The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience

One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.

by Weewee weapon September 12, 2016

HELIN

The MOST amazing girl, she is the perfect sharty. Just one look at here and the whole world stops, you will instantly forget all other and think about Helin only.
SHE IS THE DEFINITION OF WHAT GUYS A SIMPING OVER. Cute face, body, amazing no makeup and makeup. A 10000/10.
A Helin

Who is that?

Bruh, did ur world just stop?

Hell yeah!

Well that’s a Helin, one of a kind

Dammn I want HELIN

by LoveOfMyDamnLife April 29, 2020

Helina

The most amazing person, dreamy even. Helina is caring, loving, and kind...basically all the good in this world encompassed in a single person. If you are ever lucky enough to know her, or even possibly are dating, never let her go and always always treat her right. You have found true love.

"Helina is like a Greek goddess."

"Why Aphrodite is the Goddess of Love I'll never know. Helina was the true romantic...actually that's probably why. There's infatuation, and then there's real and lasting Love.

by The Govonator April 29, 2011

Helin

A beautiful girl. With the most sexiest eyes and voice. When she laughs it will make you laugh and has a attractive face ever

Boy1:wow her eyes shine bright like a diamond
Boy2:That's a helin to me

by Thatpengboy123 April 17, 2019

Helin

Helin is a confident and lovable girl but often let’s emotions cloud her judgement. Helin is also great at communicating with others in the sense that she’s always truthful. Although helin is beautiful inside out she can also come of as two-faced especially if she wants to please or impress another. She forgets the fact that there are people right there in front of her whom love her lots. I believe helins are misunderstood and are judged on their mistakes when they are one of the most caring people you’ll ever meet.

helin - “tell me what’s wrong I wanna help”

everyone - “she must be a helin”

by Fireonbirds12 June 11, 2019

helicockter

grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon

we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.

by the helicockter March 21, 2011