nobody can deny she’s horrible and rude. she’s very selfish but she’s myseterious and makes everyone she sees fall in love with her (she’s a heartbreaker).
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.
‘oh it’s helga’
‘incoming! it’s helga’
‘honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’
‘incoming! it’s helga’
‘honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’
by deuiejxndkdksnnzjdks February 21, 2019
Steph: hahahahahaha
--quitely so steph doesn't hear
Laura: OMG. I'm going to lose it.
Meaghan: Could she just stop helgaing for like two freaking minutes?
Laura: I don't know, but if she helgas one more time, im going to knock her out.
--quitely so steph doesn't hear
Laura: OMG. I'm going to lose it.
Meaghan: Could she just stop helgaing for like two freaking minutes?
Laura: I don't know, but if she helgas one more time, im going to knock her out.
by lawgirl July 17, 2008
by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020
Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.
by dudette-woman-girl January 06, 2021
A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."
Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.
Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.
She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.
Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.
Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.
She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.
Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.
Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.
Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.
by theplainjane April 30, 2005
Warning; Excessive ammounts of fandom are required to comprehend this.
Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.
Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.
SPOILER ALERT-
Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.
Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.
Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.
SPOILER ALERT-
Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.
by mary-mary June 09, 2009
Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrows like a unibrow *resembeling a oversized cockeyed russian nanny named helga*
damn last nite my girl got mad at me beacuase she wanted a filthy sanchez and instead i gave her my new move the filthy helga its when you rub the shit between her eyebrows lol
by big dick flores August 13, 2007