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Saint Helena School (SHS)

Saint Helena School is a small catholic school located in Blue Bell PA that is made up of 99.9% white people. They are worlds nicest people. They either belong to Cedarbrook Country Club or Nor Gwyn Pool Club. They all where uniforms and do not act catholic at all. The boys talk about all the hot girls, the new rap songs, football, hooking up and juul, but odly have good grades. The girls talk about extra credit, Riverdale, field hockey and what answers they got on the SS test, and have amazing grades. The boys think the girls are weird and the girls think the boys are weird but somehow have crushes on each other. The girls roll their skirts because they are to long and the boys take off their winter sweaters because they think the sweaters are weird. On dress down days all the kids where sweatpants and dont give a damn on what they look like. Every kid has a Patagonia coat, a vineyard vine and pre-wrap/halo headbands Everyone at SHS knows people from WISS or UD. Everyone loves Notre Dame, Villinova or Penn State and where so upset when Carson Wentz tore his ACL. There are 4 schools that these kids might go to for high school, Mount, Gwynedd, LaSalle or PREP. The kids here are very hard workers and even the dumbest kids study because they know they need first honers and a scholarship for 20K or higher. The boys play football at recess while the girls gossip in a small circle. These kids have grown to be family and car-pool every week. There really is no other place like SHS.
I would not be where I am without Saint Helena School (SHS)

Van Halen Shuffle 

Spontaneous, short, quick, movement of the feet. Occurs when you remember something, and/or want to laugh, but have to keep quite/don't want to make a sceen.
Sitting in class taking a test, your friend makes a suggestive movement which refers to an inside joke, you then release a Van Halen Shuffle.
Van Halen Shuffle by bananaman2468 December 15, 2010

Thirty Helens Agree 

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.
Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."
Thirty Helens Agree by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

Mt. St. Helensing 

Getting mad, or blowing up at someone in a way that is undeserved.
'Why are you Mt. St. Helensing on the referee? You're such a dumbass.'
A shit hole, never go there or you will get syphilis.
"St.Helens is a shit hole"
St.Helens by St Helens Shit Hole September 29, 2014