heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!

Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!

by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016

heinz 57

1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.

2. A dog that's a mixed breed.

Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2009

heinz heinie

What the evil scientist in Phineas and Ferb calls his burnt bottom, e.g. rear end.

Ah! My heinz heinie!

by Johnsina J. Cena March 15, 2017

official Heinz

A person who is fifty-seven years old.

Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.

by GetLit23 November 15, 2016

Heinz Maneuver

The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.

Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.

Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.

The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!

by sexmachinestanley January 25, 2011

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

heinz peter

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you

you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.

by larrydiegute October 4, 2020