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Heinz beans

The best beans in the world
Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans
Heinz beans by Heinz😝 December 1, 2019

heinz method 

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!
Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!
heinz method by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016
1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.

2. A dog that's a mixed breed.
Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.

heinz heinie 

What the evil scientist in Phineas and Ferb calls his burnt bottom, e.g. rear end.

Heinz Sight is 57 

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)
"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."

Heinz Maneuver 

The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.
Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.

Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.

The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!