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Heioingi

The phrase Jormungandr says while he forcefully shoves a brick sized hammer five inches into your fucking torso completely fracturing your fucking ribcage which depletes all your stamina and leaves you completely exposed to a viking crackhead.
Warden: Im on full stamina time to attack.
Jormungandr: HEIOINGI
Warden: Where the fuck did it all go.
by ShlongusWongus August 28, 2020
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is a giant thick breadstick who claims he is 6’2 at best when really is like 6’4

* He has a beautiful dog named petunia (she’s the light of his life)
* He is apart of the band 5SOS

*He has 3 giant beat mates

* He is an Australian with a love for penguins

* His current girlfriend Sierra Deaton (it’s 2019) is one of the best people ever
“Hey have you seen Luke Hemmings
“Yea he took out the lip ring what a shame
by nat.has.bad.choices April 29, 2019
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Luke Hemmings

A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.
1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same

2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to
by penguins07 August 10, 2016
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Luke hemmings

Person: have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
Fan: yeah that fake betch

Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything

Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam
by Luke’s baby mama July 27, 2018
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Pull a Hemingway

To become intoxicated before writing a paper in order to make the process more palatable.

Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to hemingway a paper"
College student #1: "Bro, I'm so not looking forward to writing that paper for my politics class"

College student #2: "I most definitely agree. I would advise you to pull a Hemingway on this one."
by benrh November 25, 2010
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Hemingford

Small town in the middle of no-where. Referred to as the "Village of Hemingford."
Nothing to do.
Teens smoke, drink, and drive around for entertainment.
village boring Hemingford
by Rubicongurl February 25, 2009
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luke hemmings

a 6’3 at best australian angel.

must be protected at all costs because if anyone hurts him we’ll all cry.

loves his dog petunia.

very, very greasy.
‘you see that greasy haired dude?’

‘must be luke hemmings
by theonlyreason December 16, 2018
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