Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004

heineyhole

Word that can be substituted for "asshole" if there are children or elderly folks around and you don't want to curse.

That person who cut me off is a real heineyhole.

asshole jerk idiot

by J-Mommy July 4, 2014

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017

hysterical henney

a mixture of a mother hen and nasty nag

"Christine is an obnoxious bitch," said Greta, "yeah, she's a real hysterical henney!" said Kathy.

Pencil head hair is a dead give away of hysterical henneys.

by 2278 May 22, 2019

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 22, 2006