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Cole Hearn

A short piece of shit whom nobody likes in the slightest. He may think he has friends, but nobody will stick around with him for more than 2 years. Except Jacob of course, his gay romantic partner who could do so much better. Cole is a dirty bastard who lives in a trailer park, because his family can't pay rent since his parents divorced due to Cole being such a douchebag. He is addicted to every substance possible to escape the fact that he only has his dear Jacob.
Person 1: You're being such a Cole Hearn
Person 2: I'm going to go kill myself now
by thebetterone123 April 29, 2025
mugGet the Cole Hearnmug.

shane hearn

Some who always giving it the large u know what I'm saying dordyyyy
by Jimmie joe July 22, 2014
mugGet the shane hearnmug.

Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly
Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again
by Pioplaop November 18, 2024
mugGet the Alexander Skidmark Hearnmug.

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