Jordan Hayball

is usually gay and loves to suck guys dicks

Jordan Hayball Is usually gay

by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009

hagbag

A woman at a bar who is there for the sole purpose of getting dick. Usually an unattractive female who buys copious amounts of drinks for anyone willing to talk.

"Do you see that girl over there in the mini skirt with her meat flaps hanging out, lets see if Elliot falls for her."

"I woke up this morning not remembering parts of last night and with an extremely unattractive woman, I got hagbagged for sure."

by Firework Master March 6, 2009

Hambagged

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".

"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol

by ciaracw February 19, 2011

Haybaker

When you're fingering a woman and you have got maximum fingerage inside and they're demanding more, so you attempt to give her what she wants by extracting fingers and going in with the fist. On doing so her pussy closes on removal of fingers and so you end up punching the pussy rather than fisting her!

She asked for more and I accidentally gave her a haybaker!

by Busybee666 May 6, 2017

Hayball

The type of gay cunt that enjoys good cricket.

Jesus Hayball, when are you gonna grow up

by Carole Holroyd April 9, 2019

haybarger

this dumb bitch probably gets made fun of, like she should because she's the most annoying person you'll ever meet. she ruins the party but doesn't realize it and everyone hates her for it.

person 1: ew look who just showed up
person 2: alright who invited haybarger this time?

by big gay lol >:( March 16, 2020

hayaag

hayaag is a reer darawiish tribe from Cayn province

she's hayaag

by readyforthemoon55 August 5, 2020