harwood 

To not be able to speak properly. Always mummbleing and sluring two words into one, in some cases three.
For example; "How are you" would go into "Howru" and "I love you" becomes "Ilvu".

"Stop speaking so harwood."

harwood by Daniell March 11, 2007

Haverford 

An all boys school for guys who couldn't make it in a school with girls. They think that the world revolves around ugly AIS girls (if you can call them girls) and they're full of disease.

None- i couldn't think of anything more pathetic than a Haverford guy

Haverford by Cris. P. Lettuce May 5, 2005

Haverford School

Gayest school in america for many reasons
-pride themselves on being meatheads but are pussies
-think they're awesome because they get with beat radnor girls
-always travel in packs so they don't get jumped because they are pussies
-Only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at
-They go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)
-And probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the pussiest, most homosexual, preppiest and thing ever

-THEIR SLOGAN IS "GREAT MINDS, BIG HEARTS, REMARKABLE BOYS"

-enough said

haverford school guy 1"yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?"
guy 2 "of course dude, but hey first let's go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro"
guy 1 "aha dude for sure bro"
guy 2 " yeah dude we are soo awesome"
guy 1 " I know right, maybe just you and I can chil tonight you know...alone"
guy 2 "sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all"

Haverford School by Big Hearts, Remarkable Boys May 9, 2009

Haverford School

an organization of the largest pussies you will ever meet. having the most over rated sports teams in inter ac along with the worst teams. often seen traveling in packs with scared looks on their faces and will be seen wearing coats and ties or khakis and a hat carrying a lacrosse stick. scared of all other schools especially cha. love to participate in drug rings in there free time while their faculty makes the front pages. their slogan is preparing boys for life ... i'll leave it at that

haverford school guy 1 : broo do you want to go rip some twine with me
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces

Haverford School by preparing boys for life March 12, 2017

harwood 

A harwood is a failed attempt at picking up a member of the opposite sex. It is usually accompanied by an aggressive and persistent attempt at a much younger target without realizing their disinterest.

That guy has been a harwood all night

This creepy harwood wouldn't leave me alone all night

harwood by Club Crawler April 12, 2010

Haverford 

AN ALL Boiz skool that is full of gay not hott (except for some) boiz. one boi got suspended for looking at GAY PORN (like two guys) in SCIENCE class.
They also play pocketballs. A game where you punch each other's balls!

Hey John wanna have some fun
Sure, what kind of fun
Oh you know what i mean

Haverford by AIS_GRL_WHO DISLIKES HAVEY GUYS April 26, 2005

Haverford School

Actual conversation among Haverford guys:
Guy 1: "What's that thing with the cameras? Like with the pictures on it and like..."
Others: "Uhhhhhhh..."
EA Girl: "A negative."
All Haverford Guys: "Ohhh yeah negative!" (High Fives All Around)
Guy 2: "Yooo, when I was in school, it took like 1 second to think of words, and now it takes like... 5 seconds."
All: "Yeahhhh" (More High Fives)

Hasn't that guy been in high school for like 6 years?
Yeah, he goes to The Haverford School.

Haverford School by Proud Parent September 21, 2005