Hardened Clay

Joke from GeorgeNotFound's recent birthday stream. The joke is that Dream's real name is clay, rather dirty joke dream ;)

Dream: "George do you know what is around us?"
George: "What?"
Dream: "Hardened clay."

by Theminecraftdictionary November 10, 2020

Harder, daddy

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

Hardened Clay

Usually meaning Terracotta

"Hey george look at that hardened clay"
"You melt me"

by georgenotclothed February 1, 2021

stuff happens

A phrase used by all to justify various kinds of strange occurrences. Used when the phrase "shit happens" isn't quite appropriate.

teacher: "your car caught and fire and your homework got burned??"

student: "yeah, well, stuff happens"

by db2838 July 6, 2010

Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

by Xeropoint December 24, 2011

Jim Halpert

A snack.

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.

by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019