Hark, I hear postil shits! 

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

Hark, I hear postil shits! by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

Hark Back 

Recall the past; refer to the original form of something; be reminiscent of the olden days

Remontar/Relembrar (PT)

This article "Hark back" to some ideas expressed earlier.
*is Harking back

Hark Back by McPBr February 16, 2012

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"

hark the shark by Sazmac February 22, 2007

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

hark the shark by Sazmac July 20, 2008

hark it 

Shut your whore mouth!

Hark it woman.

hark it by Polygamist12 April 12, 2014

Hark me 

Whoever says this is either a posh retard or someone who is stupid, just ignore the assholes. It does mean honour me though.

James: Hark me
Jack: Fuck off you cunnilingus

Hark me by Jameswentupthehill December 19, 2009

Hark the Harold 

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

Hark the Harold by itsnotJim December 7, 2010