The phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have fucked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. This is the acceptable response apart from "sorry" that should be used when apologising to a boss. The harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. The result is always the same, the accused, embarrassed and flustered, the boss, pissed off, saying "it better not" and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.
Boss: Hey Gary, have you seen the Johnson Parking ticket case? It was on my desk.
Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?
Boss: Yes, have you seen it?
Gary: I kind of shredded it...
Boss: YOU DID WHAT???
Gary: But it was on the shred pile
Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!
Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.
Boss: It better not.
Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?
Boss: Yes, have you seen it?
Gary: I kind of shredded it...
Boss: YOU DID WHAT???
Gary: But it was on the shred pile
Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!
Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.
Boss: It better not.
by Sieffy May 6, 2013
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Teenager1: So brah ask me what I did over the weekend
Teenager2: ok....what did you do over the weekend?
Teenager1: I went over to this girls house and I fucked her and then her mom walked in on us and we had a threesome.
Teenager2: Pics or it didn't happen looser!
Teenager2: ok....what did you do over the weekend?
Teenager1: I went over to this girls house and I fucked her and then her mom walked in on us and we had a threesome.
Teenager2: Pics or it didn't happen looser!
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A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.
Laura: Why were you late?
Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.
Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.
Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*
Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake
Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.
Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.
Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*
Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake
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Get the Nudez or it didn't happen. mug.America will never become authoritarian or have a civil war, because it's culture of liberty is too deeply enshrined. Also, civilians have guns, preventing the rise of tyranny. So therefore, it can't happen here. Seriously.
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