Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

handicap dick 

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

handicap dick by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

hannibal 

Leader of the A-Team, played by George Peppard.

"I love it when a plan comes together."

hannibal by Ford February 19, 2005

hannibal 

Carthiginian General who most famously carried elephants across the alps (as the sea control had been lost in the first war) from NW Africa to northern Rome in the second punic war. Also, some guy from some 90's movies who eats people and mistake hanibal the general and hannibal the cannibal.

In the army of Hannibal, war elephants were utilized for annhilating footsoldiers by placing archers on the top and equiping drivers with spikes to hammer into elephans' brains in case they lost control.

hannibal by Restin256 June 16, 2003

Hannibal Lickter 

A serial ass kisser at work who is incompetent and can only survive be licking the bosses butts.

That dude is cool, but turns into Hannibal Lickter as soon as the Sales Manager enters the room.

Hannibal Lickter by pridestillmatters September 15, 2010

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

Artistically Handicapped by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009