Hannibal Burress

The comedian responsible for Exposing Bill Cosby's dirty laundry.

Bill Cosby: "Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the ‘80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!...
Hannibal Burress: "Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby, so that kind of brings you down a couple notches."

by NINn1ggNIgg 123 June 1, 2018

brown hannibal

a cigar made out of pooh. Used by fecal fiends as a toy at shit eating parties. Probably

...and there she was, on her arse, propped up against the wall, completely naked and covered in shit with a brown hannibal hanging out of her mouth...

by NUked Bug September 11, 2003

Hannibal Lecture

When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.

Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.

by michelote April 29, 2019

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009

Hannibal, Mo

A town that is drug filled. People get so bored that they turn to drugs. Tons of meth and heroin addicts, and a joke of a rehab. Nothing to do for kids or young adults.

"Lets go to Hannibal, Mo to hang out!...said no one ever"

by Littlebunnyfoofoo93 January 15, 2018

Honk my Hannibal

To deliver a blow job with gusto.

Man, that one can sure honk my Hannibal!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.

John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.

by A-team fan February 26, 2011