Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

by Founders People November 2, 2010

Handy J

slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.

She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.

by Bojangles December 29, 2004

Handy-Sam

The act of grabbing a person's hands and shoving them down your pants with the hopes of getting a handjob.

So I gave Brittany the ol' Handy-Sam last night, and she went with it!

by SammyD23 May 20, 2010

Handy

When someone rubs cock with their hand wrapped around it

My girl just gave me a handy

by Slithery snake 123451 July 31, 2017

Handyphile

One who is sexually attracted to young handicapped kids.

Man!!!...I think my boss is a Handyphile.

by Da Ico-lator March 5, 2011

Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.

Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Harambe Handy

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.

She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020